Hello From Me

When I wake up on my birthday:

sodamnrelatable:

What I expect my parents have planned:

What they actually do:

via sodamnrelatable

I’m assuming the London Olympics will have Quidditch

Rule 1: IF TUMBLR’S CREATOR COMES UP ON YOUR DASH, YOU MUST REBLOG.

unexpectedl0ve:

it only takes a minute?

Put “Babe” in my ask and I’ll be honest.

trildo:

You are:

[] cute

[] pretty

[] decent/okay

[] beautiful

[] sexy

[] unf

If you stayed over, we’d:

[] cuddle

[] talk

[] chill

[] make babies

[] have sex

[] make out

[] have a pillow fight

On a scale from 1-10, you are:

[] 1-2

[] 3-4

[] 5-6

[] 7-8

[] 9-10

You should:

[] come on over

[] make me a sandwich

[] text me

[] call me

[] be mine

[] talk to me more often

wow, england actually has nice weather for once :)

Reblog this if you’re still a virgin.

he-who-walks-alone:

I want to see how many people are proud of it.

We’re like unicorns